Samsons Sauce Sauce, Original

Comic label. V.V.H. Since 1925. Makes everything taste better. Excellent for steaks, hamburgers, pork chops, barbecue, seafoods, soups, stews, gravies, dressings, eggs, Bloody Mary's, and the rest is just foolishness. Also used for baldness, hangovers, aphrodisia, and amnesia. 20 drops will cure insanity or else drive you crazy. Not recommended for prickly heat, poison ivy, shortness of breath, or hemorrhoids. Antidote for Overdosage - Spend the night in the deep freeze unit - this might cause a stiffening effect, but the older you are, the quicker the recovery. Like a lot of things after 50, a little goes a long way. www.samsonsauce.com.

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