Polar Seltzer Jr, Minotaur Mayhem
Vegan. Gluten free. 100% natural & calorie-free. Jr's are designed to perfectly fit mermaid pockets, dragon snouts & human hands. Impossibly good. Enjoy 6 junior cans. Just water, bubbles & mythic flavor. No juice. A fruity recipe of epic yumminess without weirdness (like nuts, sugar, grapefruit or actual minotaurs). Fearing only his own thirst, the mighty minotaur hides deep within his labyrinth maze built solely from polar seltzer cans. His love of bubbles is matched only by his save determination to steal yours. Drink quickly! No juice. (hashtag)seltzerjr. Please recycle.