Ubermonster Energy Brew
Energy Supplement. Bio-activated. Non-alcoholic. Uber: [oo-ber] From the German, meaning superior, above the norm, or the ultimate. UberMonster [oo-ber-mon-stir] The ultimate energy brew from Monster. Produced using proprietary German brewing technology. We borrowed a German brewing process which uses a special microbe to ferment malted barley. The resulting bio-activated energy brew has a clean, crisp, taste without the alcohol. No regular bottle could handle this evil energy brewski. So we designed our own with the biggest chugger friendly wide mouth we could make. The big ass cap is a little hard to pry off, but it's sorta like if you can't open it you shouldn't be able to drink it. Cheers, this energy brew's for you! Consume responsibly - Max. 1 bottle every 4 hours with limit 3 bottles per day. Not recommended for children, people sensitive to caffeine, pregnant women or women who are nursing. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.