Dundee Ale, India Pale
Bold and bitter. Be bitter. Sometimes, it's okay to be bitter. When they stick you on a ship and send you to India without any good ale from home, it's ok to be bitter. The result was India Pale Ale - the high point in bitterness history. When your team goes 0-16. When you don't make it past the ladies tee. Or when you just want an ale with as much oomph as a steak, a burrito, or a Vegas bachelorette party. Be bitter. People will understand. 6.3% alc./vol.